Jokes

Just spotted this at the local fire station

"Find 'em hot, Leave 'em wet"

surprised sjw's haven't complained yet, but funny as fuck!

really?

Seems to be a special edition of a German car

and another one

ooo like that for drivers

I promise I will go to the gym every day

For the gym?

If her name is Gym, yep everyday!

Have you seen 'her' face? Maybe you are wrong. Instead of 'Gym' it could also been 'Jim'

Big Jim

big-jim-slade.jpg

@Mahatma let's forget about the gym and concentrate on ASS and not on BIG JIM

It's always a great pleasure to join the

Echoe Grandpa Club

nothing surprising and nothing new

vintage selfie

sooooo true

for the season

what can I say, sooooo true

Superman is flying over the city, looking for lawbreakers, when he sees Wonder Woman.
Lying on her back on a rooftop, stark naked with her knees up and her legs wide apart soaking up the sun.
WOW thinks Superman, look at that!
"With my super-speed I could swoop down there, give a good seeing to and be back up here before she knows whats happening "...unable to resist the urge, he swoops down between her legs and, in a split-second, he is done and back up in the sky.
"WTF was that? " asked Wonder Woman.
"I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT F***ING HURT!!!!" cried the Invisible Man.

He:
- I have a weakness for you.
She:
- Call me when he gets tough.