• Alright time for some more jokes peoples.

      Q: What do you call a Roman soldier with a smile on his face and a piece of hair between his two front teeth?



      Q: How do men define a "50/50" relationship?

      A: We cook - they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.


      Q: How do males exercise on the beach?

      A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

      Q: Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips?

      A: Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking.
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    • Father: “Son, you were adopted.”

      Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”

      Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”

      A cannibal is invited to a teambuilding week in the mountains.
      The instructions say he can also bring one friend.
      But when he arrives, he brings ten people. The organizer is shocked: “Come on Alan, what the heck, the invitation said you can only bring one person!”
      "Yeah, but it also said bring your own food, didn’t it?!”

      Last night a Chinese guy came to my favorite bar.

      I asked him if he knew Kung Fu or some other martial art.

      He said, “Why do you ask me that? Is it just because I’m Chinese?!”

      “No it’s because you’re drinking MY beer!“ :)
    • Grandpa anniversary joke

      A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, “No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he’d have me thrown in jail for 50 years if I didn’t marry you. Tomorrow I would’ve been a free man!”