Jokes

Darkwing_x · Apr 12th 2017, 11:45am

LOL. Don't worry, i'll wait for the Nokia 9.

monkteo · Apr 14th 2017, 8:11am

- Do you practice extreme sports?
- Yes, occasionally contradict my wife!

Mahatma · Apr 14th 2017, 10:05am

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Mahatma · Apr 17th 2017, 2:59pm

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monkteo · Apr 24th 2017, 2:37pm

- Come sleepy, get up.
- Mary, let me sleep,
- I'm not Mary. I'm her husband !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dwarfer66 · Apr 26th 2017, 10:44am

Yep

dwarfer66 · Apr 26th 2017, 10:44am

Just for you @Kyri.

dwarfer66 · Apr 26th 2017, 10:45am

Oh yeah.

monkteo · Apr 27th 2017, 11:53am

The teacher says;
- Tomorrow we have test, I do not admit absences for any reason.
- Even if we're exhausted by sex?
- No, you can write with your other hand!

Mahatma · May 17th 2017, 6:03pm

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monkteo · May 23rd 2017, 7:20am

daughter call mother in law
- mom who change the child after he make pu-pu ?
- his mother , of course !
- OK then come here to change your son, it's drunk and make pu-pu on !

dwarfer66 · May 26th 2017, 6:18am

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only plastic wrap for shorts.
The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

dwarfer66 · May 26th 2017, 6:19am

A nude woman looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, “I look horrible, fat and ugly.
Can you please pay me a compliment?”
The husband replies, “Well, your eyesight’s excellent.”

dwarfer66 · May 26th 2017, 10:27am

6 year old: Why do bad guys always try to take over?

Me: They want to be in charge and make all the rules.

6 year old: Why don't the become moms?

dwarfer66 · Jun 5th 2017, 3:30am

I ended up with an older woman at the club last night.

She looked OK for a 61 year old.

In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a cuddle and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome", she said.

I said, "No", excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mum, are you still awake?"

monkteo · Jun 8th 2017, 10:41am

The grandfather says to his grandson:
-If I give you 10 dollars, can you please buy me a Viagra pill?
-Sure
Next days, the grandson finds 50 dollars on his bed.
-Grandpa, you told me you would give me 10 dollars, why did you give me 50?
-I only gave you 10, the rest is from your grandma.